Monday, March 22, 2010

Back in the U.S.S.R.

Good Morning Comrades! We are so lucky to live here in the worker's paradise of the Soviet Union (U.S.S.A. - United Soviet Socialist States of America).

Here in Soviet Union the rich, that is those who actually have a job that pays money, happily pay 75% of our income in taxes. We no longer need money since we now have affordable health care unlike under evil Capitalism. We no longer need bourgeois ideas like disposable income!

Here in Soviet Union, artists and writers do not have to get a real job, so long as the art they produce is acceptable to Comrade Pelosi and the immoral majority of San Francisco!

And we have new jobs to stimulate economy! Comrade Obama will hire 16,000 new KGB, I mean IRS, agents to enforce the People's Health Care Law against bourgeois capitalist resistance! Any who oppose the will of the people will be sent to the Gulag!

Although the bourgeois capitalist media reports that the majority of Soviet citizens are against the law, our leaders know that all these people are stupid and have been mislead! They must be re-educated!

Of course, Comrades, this is just a joke. Or is it?


  1. Hope every Catholic is ready to do double-time on their rosaries. This is just the beginning.

  2. BC, are you refusing to bow down and worship at the throne of Inclusiveness? Are you a DISSENTER? As your friend, I am worried about your potential as a leader in the All New and Improved USSA. Don't you love your country? Please do not rock the boat. WE ARE ALL ONE. (Except you).
    - Comrade Joe G.