Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Gargoyle Code

FROM: Fliptizzle, Senior Temptor
TO: Serpentbreath, Demon First Class

Dear Serpentbreath:

I couldn't help but notice that this morning after his digusting little habit called "Morning Prayer" (gag), which you fortunately have caused him to miss saying a lot lately, your patient finished reading that lying book The Gargoyle Code which that dirty goody two shoes priest Father Dwight Longenecker has written as a marvelous homage to C.S. Lewis' Screwtape Letters.

This is totally unacceptable Serpentbreath. You were doing a great job at the beginning of Lent when, instead of praying more and making an effort to do more spiritual reading, your patient was sitting around slothfully watching Star Trek episodes and reading trashy Science Fiction. But now your patient has his mind back on the enemy! This is not good at all Serpentbreath. Unless you want to be the guest of honor at a special state dinner for His Lowliness, I suggest you shape up.

Yours Damnably,

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